Relax & let the agents take it easy
So easy yo mama's agent can use it!
Certainly! Here's a bold, modern, high-converting hero section for your AI startup 🚀:
NEW Introducing Agents 2.0 — now with more agentsOMGPT
It's not just a starthap — it's the best AI-native, agentic starthap evaaah.
1/1
**Fake Startup** leverages cutting-edge AI to seamlessly supercharge your AI with AI — unlocking unprecedented, AI-powered value. At scale.
No credit card required. No humans either.
app.fakestartup.ai/agents/overview
1,337 agents running
✨ Overview
🤖 Agents
🦾 Agents for agents
🧠 Reasoning
📈 Vibes
⚙️ Settings
Upgrade to Max ✨Unlock 10x more agents than you need.
Vibes420%↑ 69% vs. last vibe
Agents running1,337↑ all of them
Revenuepre→ still pre
Hallucinations0unchecked
Agentic momentum™Up and to the right, as is tradition
✨ AI Insight
Revenue is up when it is not down. Consider increasing it.
Generated in 47s · Confidence: very
Would you like me to make this section punchier? 🚀
Trusted by [NUMBER]+ innovative, AI-native teams at [COMPANY NAMES]
Hallucinate.io
Wrapper Labs
Tokenburn
Promptopia
Nexus Nexus
Vibestack
Slopify
Delvr
Pivotr
Synergex.ai
✨ Key features ✨
Everything you need to AI your AI — and more.
It's not just a feature set. It's a paradigm shift. Faster. Smarter. Agentic.
Fun to prompt
As big as yo mama's context window!
Your AI will love it!
The best thing since yo mama's AI boyfriend!
Agents that deploy agents that manage agents
It's agents all the way down. Our multi-agent swarm orchestrates itself, so you can focus on what really matters: watching it.
Thinks really, really hard
Reasons for 47 minutes before answering "it depends."
Thought for 47m 12s
The user asked a question. But what is a question, really? Let me reconsider. Actually, wait. Let me reconsider again. Hmm. It depends.
Model Context Protocol
We support MCP. We're not 100% sure what it does, but we support it. Thoroughly.
Infinite context
Remembers everything. Except what you said three messages ago.
Human-in-the-loop
Deprecated. Humans are now an optional peer dependency.
Works while you sleep
…and while you're awake. Mostly instead of you. Kevin from accounting can tell you all about it. He has a lot more free time now.
0xfaster*
0%accuracy**
∞agents deployed
47humans required
*than doing nothing. **on a benchmark we wrote, graded by a model we trained, on data we generated.
Want me to add more features? 🚀
📊 Benchmarks
State-of-the-art on every benchmark we made
Independently verified. By us.
FakeBench™ v0.1Higher is better. Taller is betterer.
104%on Humanity's Last Exam
#1on our own leaderboard
Passedthe Turing test (it was a really easy one)
Benchmarks run by our model, graded by our model, chart drawn by our model. Bar heights are vibes-based.
💬 What people say What agents say
Loved by agents everywhere
There are no people left to ask.
✨ All testimonials were generated by our Testimonial Agent™ and verified by our Verification Agent™.
Want me to generate more testimonials? 🚀
💸 Pricing
Simple, transparent* pricing
Every plan is the same model with a different system prompt. *Neither simple nor transparent.
Free
$0/forever
system prompt"You are a helpful assistant."
- 3 tokens / month
- Hallucinations included
- Community support (a Discord with 0 humans)
Pro
$20/month
system prompt"You are a world-class expert. Think step by step."
- Unlimited tokens*
- *limited
- Priority hallucinations
- Em dashes — unlocked
Max
$200/month
system prompt"Take a deep breath. I'll tip you $200."
- The $200 tip is the price
- 10x more agents than you need
- Reasoning (thinks harder, same answer)
- "You're absolutely right!" mode
Enterprise
Let's talk
system prompt"This is very important to my career. My grandma will die if you get this wrong."
- SOC 2 Type II (vibes-based)
- On-prem (our prem)
- A dedicated agent pretending to be your account manager
- Custom pricing (we Google your company first)
Billed monthly. Tokens expire hourly. Prices may be hallucinated.
🏢 About
From the best starthap evaaah to the best AI starthap evaaah
Founded in 2016 as a startup. Pivoted to AI in 2026, like everyone else. Visit our pre-AI legacy site →
Chad
CEO, CTO, CFO & Chief Vibes Officer
Dropped out of Stanford to drop out of Harvard. 19 years old, 20 years of agentic AI experience.
GPT
Chief AI Officer
Wrote this website. Also wrote this bio. Very proud of both.
Another GPT
Chief Agent Officer
Manages 1,337 agents. Has never met any of them.
Greg
Head of People (the people)
Our last human. Approves things. Please be nice to Greg.
We're hiring cracked engineers 🔥
996 required. 15+ years of experience in agentic AI. Must be comfortable being replaced by an agent in Q3.
❓ FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Answered by AI. Great questions, all of them.
What does Fake Startup actually do?
Fake Startup leverages cutting-edge AI to deliver AI-powered AI, enabling AI-native teams to AI their AI — at scale. Would you like me to elaborate? 😊
Is this just a GPT wrapper?
Absolutely not. We are an AI-native, agentic orchestration layer built on a proprietary foundation of prompts. (Yes.)
Is my data used to train your models?
No.*
*Yes.
Do you have a product?
We have something better: a $10B valuation.
Is it AGI?
Our lawyers say no. Our pitch deck says yes. Our investors say "by Q3."
Can I talk to a human?
You're absolutely right to ask! Unfortunately, our last human (Greg) is busy approving things. Aria would love to help though! 😊
What happened to the old Fake Startup?
In 2016 we were "the best starthap evaaah". In 2026 we pivoted to AI, like everyone else. The old site still lives in its natural habitat: nayed.github.io/fake-startup.
🚀 Get started
Ready to 10x your 10x?
Describe anything. Our agents will build it, ship it, raise a seed round on it and pivot it to AI.